Depends if I’m passenger or crew. Working a ship sounds like a way bigger pain in the ass than my job.
You’re the guest of honor who tries to interpret an ancient treasure map that you inherited from a distant relative.
You had me at Y.
You had me at Trans.
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You had
Actually, it’s pretty alright! Being below deck during rough weather sucks and the morning after shore leave ain’t great either. But it wasn’t a bad gig.
How am I supposed to traverse Antarctica (a continental land mass) in a big wooden ship? Does the ship have wheels and sleds? Because Antarctica is a desert. A cold one, yes, but still a very-much-hostile-to-sea-faring-wessels desert.
Someone will have to get out and pull
You ever seen the movie Fitzcarraldo?
No, have you seen Bunganormous?
Just wait a decade or two.
Antarctica is still a landmass. With mountains and shit.
Details my friend, details, we’ll figure it out on the ship.
Maybe the melting ice will create navigable rivers?
I’m questioning the logistics of dragging ships along across the antarctic mountains, but as long as I am one of those riding the ships instead of dragging, I’m game.
Why does this feel relatable
Because it’s a mission with purpose. Real purpose, not the “hit that deadline” purpose.
It’s an urge deep within us all.
So we gotta be trans to go on the trip?
I mean if that’s the price… 😂
Yeah, I think so. And then I guess they make you reverse it on the return trip. Maritime rules are weird.
I will trust you on that. I’m only well-versed on Bird Law.
When they put it back on, can they put a bigger one back on instead?
I don’t see why not
Transatlantic, yes, but not transantartic. I do not like cold.
My roommate went to Omega Mart a few days ago and all she got me was this pack of chewing gum and maybe covid. Hopefully not the covid, but she’s got it right now. :/
Edit: got the covid too.
Amazing.
I love this so much. Did you make it or just have it lying around? It seems so niche I’m inclined to believe you made It lol
It came from Omega Mart, which my roommate visited when she was in Las Vegas a few days ago, I just took a picture of it.
It doesn’t even have to be wooden. Just give me an excuse to wear a big wool turtleneck sweater and a captain that looks this picture of Earnest Hemmingway and I’ll do whatever
Can I also wear a big scarf while I gaze contemplatively off the port side?
It would be weird if you didn’t
Would probably still be warmer than some of the offices I’ve worked in.
Very nice. Difficult choice between that and an Airship
Cool! Looks like that’s a few years out yet, though.
It’ll give you time to save up the $200,000 usd
12 grand for the 22 day trip, before the fares to Argentina. Not too shabby.
The sea is a cruel mistress me hearties 🏴☠️
The fuck I would.
Yeah I know the success rate of those things and I’m not a huge fan of long pork
Shit I just want the office job so I can quit being killed for nearly minimum wage. Plus I hate the cold.
Have you tried the ribs or belly? Goes well with a bottle of Chianti 👌
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I’ll pass on trans antarctic trips. I’m not a fan of the cold, and it’s very cold down there. Now trans Atlantic… YES!
Yeah no one ever got cold on a trans-atlantic ship, no sir, not even in April 1912.
Those guys going from Denmark to Iceland on longships in 800 a.d. were just toasty warm as well
When I was a kid my mother got me a book on the expedition of the Terror.
I will not be going on a trans arctic or antarctic voyage in a wooden ship.
Edit: NVM I’ll go. Risk is worth it. Call me up when you’re ready to embark
As long as we have access to modern medicine I’m game!
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On a scale from 1-100, how many teeth does the surgeon’s bone-saw have?
