In Scotland, although marriage was formed by simple consent and required no formalities or consummation, the bedding rituals were widespread but unstructured; a couple simply wanted someone to see them in bed together. A couple could also be pressured into marriage in this way: a person stumbling upon an unmarried couple in bed could pronounce them man and wife on the spot.
Wtf
I guess it’s one way to deter early sex…
“You’re married!” “Wait what? Don’t you mean you forbid me to see him?” “Nope. Have a nice life, don’t forget to take your stuff”
Its like that line from Love Game (Lady Gaga)
You’ve indiCATED ur interest, I’m eduCATED in sexed
A doctor can arrange a sputum test. Basically, you spit into a container and they check it for active tuberculosis. Oh, wait… consumMAtion.
Test 1: If you have money then you’re permitted to consume.
If you have enough money you can consume humans
Why? We have plenty of humans, they are free.



