It was on sail…☠️
you wouldn’t download a boat
The hell I wouldn’t, I can’t even tell you how many benchies I’ve downloaded and printed!
But you might load it down with treasure
It cost him an arrrm and a leg
Oh that’s why it’s wood
No no, thankfully he’s still got that.
Is it also a hook?
Not always, but most mornings.
He was hooked on second hand ships
What did the pirate say to the sick Great Dane?
A vast ye scurvy dog!
What’s the pirate equivalent of a 5 finger discount?
He’s a pirate, why would he pay for a ship?
This joke makes absolutely no sense.
Maybe he’s not a very good pirate.
Possible, I’ll admit that.
Gotta spend money to make money
What’s a Pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?
You may think it was R, but his first love is the C
It’s a trick question. There’s two. I and R.
It’s a trick question, pirates can’t read
aye
Marque.
Is it ‘R?’ If so, please explain why.
You’d think so, but actually it’s the C…
(the question is a trick and a series of puns. I for “aye aye sir”, C for the Sea or ocean, and R for “Arrrrrr” said in a piratey fashion. Whatever the person you are asking says, you choose an alternate example for your reply, and reply as I did above. It is an old joke, but people enjoy it still.)
He didn’t think he’d get a good deal, but he was blown away!