Panel 1: “God created you just the way you are, and God doesn’t make mistakes.”
Panel 2: “Wait, so… God purposely, pointedly, intentionally made me to be the way I am…?”
“Yes!”
Panel 3: “Bastard.”
The god that lets kids be born with terminal cancer. Your god, not mine.
The “eVeRyThInG hApPeNs FoR a ReAsOn” or “iT’s GoD’s WiLl” – crowd can go suck dirty sink water through a sock.
If it’s God’s will for people to suffer through no fault of their own, maybe your god just really sucks.
Wow that’s a good insult.
god gave me gender dysphoria for the lolz
My biggest problem with the Christian god is that if he does exist, he’s a dick. He’s done terrible things in his own book, and yet people claim he’s all good? The definition of morality? I would rather suffer an eternity in hell than live by such a shity self serving moral code.
“They deserved it.” – God, probably.
Not only that, he set up all the other people to hate you for the thing about yourself that you can’t change!
What a great deity they are!
The best reply to “God made you a man, be a man, he doesn’t make mistakes” is “God made you nearsighted, take off those glasses, he doesn’t make mistakes”
God: bend it left, now bend it right.
