Explanation: ‘Goth’ is the name of a subculture/aesthetic which is sometimes fetishized in the modern day.
‘Goth’ is also the name of a group of Germanic tribes in Late Antiquity whose warriors ravaged the Roman Empire.
Be careful what you wish for!
I only knew about it from when I took art history class in college but thank you for explaining! TIL
Hiiii, I like your helmet 😳👉👈
Person: i want xyz!
Monkey’s paw: curls
Person: wait, no not like that!
One of my favorite short stories from high school!
i had a guest professor tell a story about how a goat and a roman soldier were stuck in a hole after a battle, and how they were talking about how they weren’t sure who should call out because if the goat called out and romans were closer, the goat would be killed and if the romans called out and the goats were searching the roman would be killed and about then the penny dropped he wasn’t saying goat but goth and suddenly his story started to make sense
I mean, yeah, hi?
I went and got 2, then became on myself. Life is good 😊.
Living the Goth GF dream in both senses, slay warrior-queen 🙏
What about the 3rd? Goth, Visigoth, and the elusive High-visa goth.
What about pastela-goth?
Pathetic man! 😁
I hope she likes my sword collection.
Scared or scaroused?
Either way, it’s a win.
Sorry, I didn’t realize this was the anti-curse enhanced always improvement version of a monkeys paw.
She can Vercinget-in-my-bed
(Yes i know Gauls arent Goths but i cant make a bad pun out of Alaric or Theodoric)
