My god are these people stupid.

“Doctors say we shouldn’t do this but they’re just woke liberals, so we’re going to do this to spite them!”

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    Doctors also recommend you don’t punch yourself in the face really hard, Ted. If we could make it a law, Ted, we would absolutely make it illegal for you to punch yourself in the face really hard, but because you’re a Senator, Ted, we can’t becauae you love freedom too much to let us stop you. Grrr, I sure wish we could force you to not punch yourself in the face really hard. I just get so mad that I can’t stop you, Ted Cruz, Junior Senator from Texas, from punching yourself right in the face as hard as you can. I might almost cry about it.