WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Hegseth, who slammed the 12-step program as […]
13th step: Nyquil
13th step is sleeping with someone in your recovery group, especially someone newer than you. This is frowned upon.
Pretty sure this is how you end up starting a series of fight clubs across the country