ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 24 hours agosure way to get a mani.imgur.comimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1547arrow-down115
arrow-up1532arrow-down1imagesure way to get a mani.imgur.comooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squareTooManyGameslinkfedilinkarrow-up30·20 hours agoWhat’s the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 hours agoThere isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it. You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·20 hours agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up12·19 hours agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·16 hours agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
What’s the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!