ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 天前sure way to get a mani.imgur.comimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1549arrow-down115
arrow-up1534arrow-down1imagesure way to get a mani.imgur.comooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 天前message-square71fedilink
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·20 小时前Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up13·19 小时前The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 小时前You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·17 小时前Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 小时前Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 小时前Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!