Your way of doing things is now how things must be done. Extra points for petty and minor stuff.

  • notabot@lemm.ee
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    6 hours ago

    I can get behind most of these, but:

    Trackpad > Mouse

    I think you have a typo, surely you meant “trackball > mouse”. Obviouly trackpads are abomnations that have no place in polite company, so you couldn’t have meant them.

    Caffeine is now illegal. Force yourself to stay awake and make it everyone else’s problem for enforcing stupid work hours.

    You know not what you say, there are strict rules about not letting me interact with other humans before caffeine. That Geneva Convention has things to say about it.