The Monkey's PawEnglish · 4 days ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 4 days ago

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I’ve heard if you snort bump of wasabi it’ll kill your hiccups immediately.

Seems like it might create some new problems but hey. If it gets rid of the hiccups right?

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