Probius to The Monkey's PawEnglish · edit-24 days agoI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.message-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down12
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.Probius to The Monkey's PawEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareMister_Feeny@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoLook, this doesn’t even have to end with a curse. No fooling, if you get the hiccups just tell yourself, “I am not a fish.” It’s the stupidest hiccup cure I’ve ever heard. And it somehow always works.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoBut, do you like fish sticks…?
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoAlso a good strategy when trying to pass your engineering exam on a mining vessel.
Look, this doesn’t even have to end with a curse.
No fooling, if you get the hiccups just tell yourself, “I am not a fish.”
It’s the stupidest hiccup cure I’ve ever heard. And it somehow always works.
But, do you like fish sticks…?
Believe it or not, I already tried that.
Also a good strategy when trying to pass your engineering exam on a mining vessel.