Lena@gregtech.eu to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 days agoA daunting realizationgregtech.euimagemessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down115cross-posted to: absurdity@lemmy.cafe
arrow-up11.15Karrow-down1imageA daunting realizationgregtech.euLena@gregtech.eu to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square82fedilinkcross-posted to: absurdity@lemmy.cafe
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down1·5 days agoOh really? Then let’s accelerate climate change. I won’t let those green fuckers win
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·5 days agoThat’s right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?
minus-squareNotyoulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoMedicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoOkay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoThey literally just fucking sit there, I’ve seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agohave you seen them in cemeteries, thier roots easily penetrates a casket and suck the corpse dry. also works on asphalt and pipes.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoWon’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoThat’s too slow. Take us to defcon one.
minus-squarePlease_Do_Not@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoI’m Jewish, so unfortunately, Kanye has already taken me to death con 5. But I’m not sure if those are related.
minus-squareyeather@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoActually Kanye took you to Death con 3, then admitted he chose the because he couldn’t remember if 5 or 1 was the worst one.
Oh really?
Then let’s accelerate climate change. I won’t let those green fuckers win
That’s right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?
Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.
Okay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?
Brought peas?
I love peas
Also oxygen…
They literally just fucking sit there, I’ve seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to
have you seen them in cemeteries, thier roots easily penetrates a casket and suck the corpse dry. also works on asphalt and pipes.
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Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?
That’s too slow. Take us to defcon one.
I’m Jewish, so unfortunately, Kanye has already taken me to death con 5. But I’m not sure if those are related.
Actually Kanye took you to Death con 3, then admitted he chose the because he couldn’t remember if 5 or 1 was the worst one.