• IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    The government lacks object permanence. Once they send the letter and it arrives, do NOT return it or the government will remember that you owe taxes for your vulva-scented candle scheme that went tits up because Gwyneth Paltrow, that bitch, stole your idea when you mentioned it in passing at the lip-thinner emporium. Just burn it like your stock of 10,000 candles, and the government will be none the wiser

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    I forgot to capitalize one letter and I did three years hard time. Always capitalize every letter when doing a “return to sender” to the IRS.

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      You fool! Capitalize everything except irs. It signals they are not worthy of capitalization and, by extension and though Him, you are not capitulating.

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    It’s only ever about money.

    They chirp on about their rights to use roads, services, take things, but never pay for them. As though these things just magically and naturally occur.in the wild.

    “I want it all and you’re going to pay for it.”

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    If it’s important they send with registered mail. By that point, they are telling you, not asking you.

    I think it is in your best interest to read what they are sending so you can at least prepare for what’s next.l, such as the inevitable lein on your house, seizure of your bank account, or getting your paycheck withheld.

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    It wouldn’t go wrong any faster than plugging your ears and yelling “LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!”