I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and…isn’t that just ham? Why…why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!
We eat regular bacon too, but Canadian bacon is back bacon or some shit. Look, it’s fucking witchcraft, OK? But it’s also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.
Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.
Poutine nachos.
Fuck man. I’m down.
What else does Canada have? I’m already sold on the whole idea.
I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and…isn’t that just ham? Why…why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!
We eat regular bacon too, but Canadian bacon is back bacon or some shit. Look, it’s fucking witchcraft, OK? But it’s also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
…only if the coffee’s free trade and from a Canadian company.
Best we can do is Tim Hortons.
Also Canada has bannock, and it is delicious.
Let’s talk
That’s what free trade is for.
Passports exist