When my brother worked in Africa and a colleague proudly showed off his tribe’s ritual scars my brother asked whether he would give his children scars as well. “No way! No! Do you know how much that shit hurt?!?”

So according to this theory, they wore the piercings like this:

Funnily enough this illustration from the article also looks like a derpy smileyface

Next time a parent complains about that stupid new trend

very cheeky