PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoMoney is Heroin for Boring Peoplemessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down126
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minus-squareLuxSpark@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-22 days agoYou know that you can buy heroin with money?
minus-squarePotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·2 days agoHeroin offers to solve all of your problems. It’s like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.
minus-squareMia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 days agoIt makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.
minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoI can’t think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.
minus-squareLuxSpark@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoAll of your problems with melt away…briefly.
minus-squarePlaidboy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoIt isn’t just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoBut then you won’t have money.
You know that you can buy heroin with money?
Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It’s like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.
It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.
I can’t think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.
Not having heroin?
All of your problems with melt away…briefly.
Caring?
It isn’t just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.
Or dick sucks!
But then you won’t have money.