• tourist@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      he can still use pistols I think

      I’m not American nor a gun expert but I think he can maybe fire an Australian glork 0.354in (or an AK1947 Kalashnakov-mini версйон 2) with one hand

      Plus, his arm will grow back I’ve seen em rich guys do it

      If not he can always steal a human arm from the poors using government tax credits or the Australian glork 0.45in

      Or steal a chimp arm from his monkey execution business that makes Adderall laced Doritos or some shit

      sorry doing some creative writing to wake the rest of my brain up. Feel free to reply doing the same, anyone reading.