If, when playing a game or something, and someone says they “almost had me,” I am compelled to respond with “you never had me. You never had your car.”
…Granny shiftin’ not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.
If, when playing a game or something, and someone says they “almost had me,” I am compelled to respond with “you never had me. You never had your car.”
I’m stealing this. Now I just need to start winning more games by small margins, then I’ll be cool af