The entire time I was reading this meme I thought something NSFW would come up.
I mean, punching is good and all, but for most people I recommend a good strike with the heel of your hand. Like so. The reason? Not many people train enough (like, come one, who actually trains to punch regularly?) to prevent the wrist rolling during the strike of a punch, and it both weakens the strike and can injure your wrist. It’s also a naturally tough area (there are only two places on the body with ‘thick’ skin: the palms and the soles) and the impact is transferred onto larger bones covered in that thick skin, rather than onto the knuckles (i.e., vulnerable joints) covered by thin skin that just loves to split open.
Go try it now against a door frame. See how hard you can hit with each.
It’s also nice that the injury from hitting someone with the heel of the hand isn’t as obvious as from hitting with the knuckles.
Sail the ship
Chop the tree
Jump the rope
Punch Naziiiiiiiiiiis
(All together now)
I like the cut of your jib
Slap ass?? PLEASE
#KEYANDPEE
Yeah, OK, bent over.
Who holds soup like that?
Jesus turned a ramekin of chimichurri into a can of Campbell’s soup, but the Vatican is hiding those documents.
Someone obviously was the younger sibling. Didn’t even get entrusted to hold the family soup.
MoooOOOOOMMMMMM! Deceptichum is teasing me!
We have Deceptichum at home.
Marketing people.
whack-a-billionaire?
That’s a good kitty, as I pet the kitty. “no, I’m evil kitty, says evil kitty”
Eat the rich?
Bon appetit
Campbell’s canned inflation metric
