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minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45arrow-down1·2 days agoRemember: You get a business degree because you’re not talented enough for the arts and not smart enough for engineering or medicine.
minus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·17 hours agoI’ve always heard “what do you call a failed med student? The hospital administrator.”
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoKnow what they call the med student who graduated bottom of his class? “Doctor.”
Remember: You get a business degree because you’re not talented enough for the arts and not smart enough for engineering or medicine.
I’ve always heard “what do you call a failed med student? The hospital administrator.”
Know what they call the med student who graduated bottom of his class?
“Doctor.”