• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Ingredients:

    1 large tree.

    2-3 hundred pounds of iron rich rocks.

    1 pound fresh sulfur.

    Prepare tree for 2 hours in boiling water let rest in oven set to 300F for 2.5 million years.

    While the tree cooks prepare the iron in a separate dish, the pan will have to be set to a high heat of around 2,800F add rocks (note now would be an excellent time to add some of the leftover tree or other carbon for flavor) and wait until you see the iron start to separate remove from heat and poor directly into the mould.

    At this point the Oil should be just ready to come out of the oven, separate it into two containers, one for tires one for gas.

    We are going to Brew the first batch so we will need to start that first place half the oil into a whiskey distillery and wait until the gas has become a clear liquid, you will need to keep an eye on this so don’t go to far but you can start preparing the tires next

    For the tires we will add the remaining half of the oil to a large pot, set the large burner on high at around 750F for 5 hours or until nothing is left but naphtha at this point lower the heat to 390F and stir in the sulphur.

    At this point all ingredients will be ready for the casserole, layer the ingredients so that it forms a motorcycle, top with beautiful woman serve warm and enjoy.