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    4 days ago

    Silicon Valley Quote

    Richard: It says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011 you “crushed it”? 
    Applicant: That’s actually an old resume. It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present.
    Jared: So are we to understand that you did not “crush it” in 2012? 
    Applicant: There was a medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards. So I had to take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100%, at which point I resumed crushing it full-time.