i dont get why
Is it that glitter always gets everywhere and you can never seem to get it all off?
I’ve heard cotton balls soaked in baby oil works wonders.
Is that to start the cleansing fire to finally and permanently remove the glitter?
It won’t work. The smoke just carries the glitter to every building downwind. This is the main way it infects glitter-protesting households.
It’s part of the glitter lifecycle
Source: watched bbc planet
And a few layers of skin depending on how badly you want the glitter gone.
Are you diddy’s attorney ?
Mmm yes ritually sacrificing an infant might just do it.
Yeah but some of us wouldn’t be able to forgive ourselves after what we did to that baby.
Glitter is craft herpes. Once you have it, it’ll stay with you forever.
There’s actually very promising research for a herpes cure, but nothing for glitter.
I made the mistake of using an air duster on these wall decorations we had. I thought it was just beadwork that made the design.
Nope, blue glitter was mixed in, and it went everywhere. Still finding it to this day.
eli5?
This other comic should make it clear.
It does but… Did you just have that stored away, waiting for this moment?
If so, bravo!
I have one of those brains that struggles to remember normal daily information, but can retrieve old trivia like this in an instant.
I somehow read “suit” as “butt” and was very confused. Took a couple rereads to see my mistake.
Maybe I do need glasses.
