Enough to question the life choices of people who pay for it.

They’re about as much of an artist as the dude that operates the wave machine at the water park is Poseidon.

I’m gonna call it “sparkling regional train”.

Do these guys not count because Florida? I know it’s not as impressive as China’s efforts, but it’s something.

Counting the days till conservatives start flying Knights Templar uniforms.

Lord of War

Total Recall (1991)

Casino Royale (2006)

Seven Psychopaths

The Nice Guys (2016)

Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Style kinda shat on substance with this one. I didn’t feel like it was unwatchable, but the parts where they synchronized gunfire to music felt excessive.

It’s rare, finding another with a similar disposition and making it a foursome is the dream.

I consider it sex when my alter ego takes control and starts ravaging my body. Big grey area though, in terms of consent.

By their logic, not even the EU and the Western world could be considered democratic because oligarchs and corruption exist.

Why don’t we just roll down the car window of the outdoors. Checkmate climate scientists.

Maybe he was a locker boy.

Yikes

Patient Registration Questionnaire Question 856. Patient’s preferred computer operating system (OS): Ubuntu LTS

“Yeah, sorry buddy, we don’t serve your kind in these offices.”

That’s how they get you, i put mine in a DONTREADME.txt file.

Respond in the affirmative with “amen bruh-thur!” and i think you nailed it.

LGBTQ+ HIMARS

Most likely, I would’ve addressed him as Putin’s Traitorous Cum Receptacle.

Hoped even

The reboot of ReBoot is quite bad

2208 km, moved when I was in my early 20s. Still have friends and family there so I visit occasionally, but I have no desire to move back.