A homemade can without a Nielsen (muzzle booster) device would certainly account for that. Since most consumer cans come with them by default.

Looks like they’ll be sending him back to the people, in a bodybag.

Greatest Soda Of All

So those “bones” in roasted duck i get from my local Chinese place were microchips all along? Bastards!

Upvoted because i enjoy sugar in my tea

Maybe I’ve just watched too many rom-coms, but is it so unrealistic that she may have been hoping he would reciprocate her twisted romantic gesture by deleting the video in front of her?

They’ll say “aw Topsy!”

at the autopsy

It’s all in the numbers. Number one, that’s terror.

Depends on the hotel…

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Wait, Paul passed?! Damn, RIP, we lost a wise dude.

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Yep, was built for an advert.

Don’t you normally comment in the third person? This POV debacle hits deep

Jesus and Santa, they’re always watching

Bronze stained ligature marks the size of a child’s hands around the neck of anyone who openly opposed him.

Even looks like someone competent enough to be running billion dollar businesses

Coral*

Bumblebee tanuki was my first impression

Eat fresh

Guess we’re gonna be out of not just NATO, but five eyes too