• Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    9 hours ago

    Pshh, that’s horsecock

    You do know they use crushed orphan puppy’s for synthetic paste, yeah?

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      6 hours ago

      All things considered, using synthetic orphan paste has a bigger carbon footprint, due to all the CO2 those orphans will create in the future

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      7 hours ago

      Yes, but there’s a clear surplus population of dogs! And the dogs cannot so easily work the mines and the fine machinery of the factories as can the orphans! You must consider the economy in these matters.