• Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      The reviews on amazon were seriously the funniest shit I’ve ever read in my life. I laughed so much the first time I was in pain

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        18 hours ago

        Those reviews made me feel better when it eventually happened to me personally. It was a sugar-free nutella-like spread. I should have known better. At least the time on the toilet passed faster because I remembered the gummy bear reviews, they made for an appropriate reading

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          18 hours ago

          What Im learning from this is that I should never try anything that is sugar free

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            Well, there’s a difference between “the normal version contains some sugar” and “the normal version is almost entirely made out of sugar”.

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            16 hours ago

            Some artificial sweeteners are also effective laxatives. If you’ve seen eclipse mints, they use it. 1 tin is fine, 2 is toilet time.