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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Just a nice toilet paper with some flower prints.

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Just a nice toilet paper with some flower prints.

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Sibbo
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    Why are there flower prints on the side as well?

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      Its either shopped or real spiders, because the spiders extend over the edge of the roll everywhere

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      Bait and switch. The flowers are only printed on the outside to save money.

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      3D prints

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    This is what happens when you don’t put your tp in a container at the cottage.

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    i think w all know where this is going

    disaster girl

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    Poop with friends!

    • Glifted@lemmy.world
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      Yeah butt then you have to squish them to wipe. That’s shitty

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    My mom used to always buy budget TP from outlet and dollar stores, this would be on that list. It’ll also feel like sandpaper and tear the moment it touches your ass, the spiders might be the least of your problems.

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      I assure you the spiders would still be the most of my problems.

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    Just imagine if someone wipes their ass with it, the next day they’ll see some flowers growing up from their ass as well.

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    Nah I’m just gonna drip dry

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      I have a bidet… those friends can stay there, I’ll use my hand as a squeegee.

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    TIHI

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    So you have any idea how much this image scared me? My brain needed to render it to its fullest.

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    Australian toilet paper

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    Thx gonna have nightmares

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    Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole.

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      Cornholio!

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    nope

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