• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    every dwarf you ever tossed, every elf tree you’ve ever pissed on, every ork you’ve orphaned are down there. just think about it.

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    10 hours ago

    Needs a photo where the satellite is tilted a bit towards the west, and you see Valinor just chilling in space out of reach for normal transport.

  • Rimu@piefed.social
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    17 hours ago

    I’m a bit doubtful of the plate tectonics that would produce this. But I guess once you allow rings with unlimited power the brakes are off.

  • CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.ee
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    16 hours ago

    Sauron is not pleased and demands the perpetrators of this traitorous breach of national security be brought to justice immediately. He also denies the accuracy of the “fake map” circulating among the people.