• Lad@reddthat.com
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    12 hours ago

    Florida man would be the ultimate defender of an invasion, cause he’s too stupid to know when to die

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        7 hours ago

        There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

    • ElfBean@fedia.io
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      11 hours ago

      It’s just the meth and bath salts giving him superpowers. Gotta weaponize the DEA if you wanna take him down