The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 month ago

I wish my hippos were less hungry hungry

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I wish my hippos were less hungry hungry

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 month ago

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Your hippos now have an eating disorder. Medical treatment costs twice your previous food bill

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