TIL lol

This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    6 hours ago

    I mean, considering teabagging is already a thing, is this really that bad? Probably less gross than naval shots. Nobody has a clean naval for long, and clubbing is done at the end of the day, and involves dancing and sweating.

    The straw’s weird though. Just lap it up.

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        3 hours ago

        It’s only grosser because of the sexual context, I think. Just straight bacteria, crud, detritus, et cetera, naval grosses me out way more.

        All that said, I have gargled balls before (and enjoyed it), so probably not the most objective.

        Then again, I’ve also done naval and body shots off bartenders, so… 🤷‍♂️

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        4 hours ago

        I dunno, honestly, I clean both daily and yet it’s my navel that gets linty and full of chunks of dead skin far faster, can’t imagine it’s any less sweaty, either

        Then again I shave my balls with a straight razor every day like a real man (this is actually the test to prove manhood, sorry anyone who doesn’t, I didn’t make the rules) so maybe I’m picturing less gross balls because of that

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          3 hours ago

          My girlfriend is an aesthetician and waxes my boys on a regular semi-weekly schedule. Always perfect, no nicks. Still painful to achieve maximum manliness, but smoother and lasts longer. Look at what you have to do to achieve a fraction of my power.