The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1504arrow-down125
arrow-up1479arrow-down1imageIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square114fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61arrow-down1·1 month agoShe’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 month agoTo all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoTruth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoDon’t be a fool, use your tool
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoTo all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoVasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoAbsolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month ago Never stick your dick in crazy more than once. FTFY
She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
Don’t be a fool, use your tool
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
FTFY