Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • hamsterkill@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    97·
    13 hours ago

    I wonder if this gives them the rights to all of Infowars’ library of footage. Maybe they could “keep” Jones as a host by cutting up old clips kinda how South Park did with Isaac Hayes for Chef’s last episode.

    • Joeffect@lemmy.worldEnglish
      51·
      13 hours ago

      Up for grabs at the auction were Infowars production rights and materials, the Infowars store, domain names, production equipment and other assets — including a Terradyne armored truck and a Winnebago motor home — that can be purchased in their entirety or in parts, according to the firm, ThreeSixty Asset Advisors. Jones broadcasts from the Austin, Texas, area.

    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.caEnglish
      17·
      7 hours ago

      I hope they own Jones’ likeness to the point where they can give DJs the rights to remix his shouts into something of value.

        • theangryseal@lemmy.worldEnglish
          7·
          8 hours ago

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