My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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    24 hours ago

    People who run in front of cars get tired.
    People who run next to cars get winded.
    People who run behind cars get exhausted.

    • rammer
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      7 hours ago

      People who ride a bicycle next to cars are too tired. People who ride old bicycles next to cars eating pennies are penny farting.