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minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up62·21 days agoWhoever originally posted this is probably pregnant. Source: I have two kids.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·21 days agoI think OB/GYNs have ‘crying at target’ as a standard option on their symptom forms.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-221 days agoIt really should be. Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like “why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I’m here”. Two lines. Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 days agoWait…is someone named JasonDJ actually a pregnant woman? I’m just imagining Jason Voorhees as a pregnant DJ. …Which may actually be scarier than the movies.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·21 days agoLike Devito in that movie?
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·21 days agoOr otherwise emotionally unstable
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 days agoOr just an exaggeration not meant to be taken seriously.
Whoever originally posted this is probably pregnant.
Source: I have two kids.
I think OB/GYNs have ‘crying at target’ as a standard option on their symptom forms.
It really should be.
Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like “why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I’m here”. Two lines.
Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.
Wait…is someone named JasonDJ actually a pregnant woman? I’m just imagining Jason Voorhees as a pregnant DJ.
…Which may actually be scarier than the movies.
He could be a father.
Like Devito in that movie?
Or otherwise emotionally unstable
Or it’s a joke.
Or just an exaggeration not meant to be taken seriously.