Wouldn’t say anything. I’d think about this song: “I took her to an elevator, I don’t know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there”.

Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because… Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. “Paku Paku” means “flap your mouth”, and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like…

Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.

You don’t have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.

Get in the lift.

Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.

Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out

Nothing because I’m taking the stairs

If a hotdog is a sandwich, is the ocean a soup?

I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.

Tip my fedora and say M’Lady

‘What a nice blouse you have on there’

“Are you an AI model?” #new_kind_of_creepy

I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

“Im sorry, but you are fucking stunning… if I told you you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?” ^{cue cheesy smile}

It’s probably not going to get me anywhere but it might make her laugh, or at least not file sexual harassment charges for speaking to her… lol

I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.