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minus-squareirmoz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·12 hours ago7th implied fact: the baby’s religion somehow plays a role in your deciding whether or not to hit it with a bat.
minus-squareT156@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·11 hours agoEigth implied fact: The baby is durable enough to be hit by a baseball bat hard enough to fling it out of the stadium, and remain in one piece.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·10 hours agoI don’t see that implication
minus-squareT156@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·9 hours agoThe baby is hardly going to make it out of the stadium if it splashes on impact.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours agoMaybe not all, but individual parts should be far more aerodynamic!
minus-squareBertuccio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·9 hours agoAre there rules for that in baseball? If the ball breaks up I assume there’s no play and they do over.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-26 hours agoI would assume the baby’s head is what counts as the ball, here. If it detaches in a large piece and leaves the stadium, it should likely count.
minus-squarezea@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoDo they have spare Christian babies on hand though?
7th implied fact: the baby’s religion somehow plays a role in your deciding whether or not to hit it with a bat.
Eigth implied fact: The baby is durable enough to be hit by a baseball bat hard enough to fling it out of the stadium, and remain in one piece.
I don’t see that implication
The baby is hardly going to make it out of the stadium if it splashes on impact.
Maybe not all, but individual parts should be far more aerodynamic!
Are there rules for that in baseball? If the ball breaks up I assume there’s no play and they do over.
I would assume the baby’s head is what counts as the ball, here. If it detaches in a large piece and leaves the stadium, it should likely count.
Do they have spare Christian babies on hand though?