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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • mean_bean279@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Big mama…

    😫💦💦💦

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Massive

      • MrLLM@ani.social
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        8 months ago

        Large & sweet

        • GoosLife@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          Why did i read that whole card in Elvis’ voice

        • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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          8 months ago

          Came to say this.

    • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      8 months ago

  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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    I play POT OF CUM AND DRAW TWO MORE …

    Ewww.

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      8 months ago

      It’s large & sweet

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      8 months ago

      Gonna need at least 10 minutes in between though

    • unalivejoy@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      That card is banned.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      *three

  • hark@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Pot of greed’s coomer cousin.

  • FardyCakes@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    This just keeps on giving as you keep reading

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      sicu…
      pot of cum…
      big mama…
      large and sweet…
      $4.50…
      wa?

      It has everything, even 911, if there is an emergency after big mama.

      And if you read Texas health and safety code chapter 826 it’s RABIES. Coincidence? I think not.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Only $4.50?

    That’s a steal!

    • batdad90@lemmy.world
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      I was gonna say the cum at my market is $5.75. Regardless, it’s way more expensive than pre-Covid pricing. I miss the “2 for $5” special at the Kum and Go. Grab that and a soda and I was set. 👍🏻

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        I remember when soda was included

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      8 months ago

      No, it’s a gift

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        8 months ago

        You spelled grift wrong.

        😂

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What’s with the random mspaint red line on the leaf on the right side of the image?

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      Uselessredline

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe they were about to draw a circle and figured it’s useless before it was done.

  • EleventhHour@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    8 months ago

    My kind of veggie

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      Very filling

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        Excellent cake filling

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          Maybe for a cream pie?

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    id always heard them big ones was squirters

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sloppers, actually

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Veggie, but not vegan.

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      *um isn’t vegan?

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        Nope. It falls into the same category as milk or eggs.

        Now if you’re vegan for ethical reasons because you object to the exploitation of animals, you might make an exception on the grounds that cum is usually very enthusiastically given, but then again free range dairy cows are always very enthusiastic about milking time too, so you’ll have to be a bit more nuanced than that and include informed consent or something.

        Glad we could talk.

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          Yeah but the difference is that dairy cows are bred specifically to make milk thus exploitation. Since the cum and jokes farms on Mars don’t exist yet, cum is harvested from free ranging humans. If a free ranging deer came to you and asked you to milk it, that wouldn’t be exploitation (unless the entire species had some sort of urge for doing that - see servant species in sci fi - just because they want to be slaves and serve, doesn’t mean you’re not a slaver for obliging).

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            So you’re suggesting that we breed humans to maximize cum output? I’m not complaining, just clarifying.

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              It’s a South Park reference - they had an episode about Musk and SpaceX more than seven years ago. Cartman has visions of a utopia on Mars. He then realizes that he only sees women colonists. Then he finds enslaved men underground, enslaved by women, because they deemed them useless. The only reasons they were kept alive is to harvest cum and to write jokes. Because women aren’t funny.

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                So no cum-based eugenics?

                Now I’m disappointed.

      • hydroptic
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        It’s ok, you can say “cum” on the internet.

        Or did you mean one of the following?

        aum
        bum
        dum
        gum
        hum
        lum
        mum
        rum
        sum
        tum

        • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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          Yeah I meant *um

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