• FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    16 hours ago

    Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

    I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

    • car bomb.
    • sawed off shotgun
    • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
    • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
    • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
    • special mention to Novichok
    • biologic (similar delivery.)
    • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

    This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
      2·
      8 hours ago

      I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

      • car bomb.
      • sawed off shotgun
      • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
      • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
      • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
      • special mention to Novichok
      • biologic (similar delivery.)
      • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

      Keep going, I am really enjoying it.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        14 hours ago

        We don’t need any dead martyrs.

        Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.