• Etterra@lemmy.world
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    He also ends every shopping trip with “hold on I forgot something” while the cashier’s asking for his credit card, then wandering off for 10 minutes.

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    He’d open the raw chicken and leave separate breasts individually on each aisle after deciding he didn’t want it. If JD can’t have it, no one can.

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    Some dickhead once left two 6pks of raw chicken breast in my humongous bin of yams. I came in the following morning to find the fucking juicefest. I had to throw away all of it. Probably 160lbs of yams/sweet potatoes.

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      I worked in a grocery store for a while. There was something smelly in the store and it took us a couple days to find it. Someone hid some meat (it might have been shrimp and/or beef) they didn’t want behind 4 bags of dog food at the very back of the shelf.

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        Or, fuck, at least take it up front when you check out and just say you didn’t want it. When I worked at a grocery store we’d just run it back to where it should go.

        These same people probably leave their carts wherethefuckever too.

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          1. You have no idea if this was as a bigbox store or a local place

          2. Ordinary people are the ones who have to deal with that kind of stupid problem, not the suits in an office park somewhere.

          3. That’s not how you fuck over corporations anyhow, you’re just raising the cost of goods for everyone with no upside. You fuck over the corporations by breaking up monopolies, installing Medicare for All, changing way unions work to make them easier to form and run, make worker co-ops more legally exciting, and require all publicly owned companies to pay out at least 1% of their annual gross profit in dividends each year, among other things.

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      Vance parks in the crosshatches next to the disabled space during a snowstorm so I have to go back into the store again to have him paged so I can access my car in my wheelchair. He then takes 20 minutes to finish shopping before coming out, and acts like I’m the one who inconvenienced him by making him rush. (Yes, this actually happened. It wasn’t Vance, but someone like him.)

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        If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I’m feeling like he wouldn’t care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn’t inconvenience him.

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    Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?

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      Yep if you’re comment is good enough they’ll include it in the post capitalism reeducation text book, good lucky buddy.

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    I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver…

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    Hides the chicken behind something because he’s embarrassed by leaving it so nobody finds it until it starts to rot 🤢🤮

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      Hiding it requires caring, even if in a negative manner. People like him simply don’t care at all, at least to an individual level. Why should the aristocracy care about the help?

      The poor, as an amalgam, are vaguely worth caring about it, taking $50 off of 1 million people is actually worth the effort. After all, $50 is next to nothing. Who would even notice the difference?

      In many ways, amoral indifference is far more horrifying than active evil. No one sees themselves as the villain of their own story. Crushing ants also doesn’t make you evil (though the ants will strongly disagree).

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      JD Vance walks into a supermarket: “Excuse me, how long have you worked here? Can you provide me a basket of groceries? Put in what’s reasonable.”

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    It’s interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he’s distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.

    As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he’s really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what “mainstream” conservative discourse is, and where it is headed – as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.

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    Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.

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      Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.

      This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.

      Here’s the idiot eating McDonald’s while visiting Japan’s Prime Minister.

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        Visiting Japan and he eats McDonald’s…. what a fucking heathen. He is known for liking well done steaks with ketchup too, though.

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        Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.

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    So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don’t want it, the store has to throw it away.

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      I’ve worked in a lot of grocery stores in multiple states for over a decade and this has never been true in my experience. Staff puts their hand on it, if its cold it goes back in the cooler, if it’s warm it gets tossed. It is not a definite garbage item despite the lingering urban myth. If it is true its a store policy at one company, and it must be regional because no major national chain does this.

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        I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.

        Items are only thrown out if they’ve been removed from the store before returning.

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    Walz lets you cut in from of him.

    Jimmy Dean pays an immigrant $3 an hour to shop for him and tells them they’re ruining the country when they return with the food.