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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
True believers at Vox’ Future Perfect “vertical” let out a hearfelt REEEEEE as Saltman makes the obvious move to secure all the profits
https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/374275/openai-just-sold-you-out
this is so fucking funny. bro nobody but you is surprised
capitalist: does capitalism
liberal: Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.
You think capitalists would do that? Go in front of the government and tell lies?
E: this is also my feeling about Altman saying ‘I did drugs and I changed bro’.
I changed*
*I decided to get a blood boy!!!
LSD powered mega-erections, all thanks to LSD (and the blood of my sons).
Turns out those so called “wallet inspectors” just want your money!
Governor Newsom, are you seeing this?
Congress, are you seeing this?
World, are you seeing this??
How could this happen to me???
The Zitron-pilled among us probably suspect that part of the real reason for this is, ironically, to obscure the fact that OpenAI has no real profits because of how ludicrously expensive their models are to train and operate and how limited the actual use cases that people will pay for have proven. It’s better from a “getting investor money” perspective to have everyone talking about how terrible it is that investor profits are no longer capped for humanitarian reasons than to have more people ask whether we’re getting close to the peak of this bubble.
I’m feeling a weird mix of emotions about this. It’s not the cash grab by ol’ salty dog; capitalism is doing its thing. I’m both elated that these idiot liberals feel betrayed by this turn of events and enraged that these liberal idiots exist to launder the reputation of techbros in the first place.
oh hey its that reoccurring thought I have about the “AI Safety” criti-hype popping back into my head
Expanding on that, part of me feels Altman is gonna find all the rhetoric he made about “AI doom” being used against him in the future - man’s given the true believers reason to believe he’d commit omnicide-via-spicy-autocomplete for a quick buck.
Hell, the true believers who made this pretty explicitly pointed out Altman’s made arguing for regulation a lot easier:
shocked that scorpions in a scorpion’s nest funded by their scorpion mates might have fallen into stinging
I’m calling the Louvre
a most shockedpikachu article, I love it
it continues to be astounding how gullible some people can be (/choose to stay?)