• Rentlar@lemmy.caEnglish
    84·
    5 个月前

    Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?

    • AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io
      69·
      5 个月前

      Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish
      19·
      5 个月前

      We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.

    • Demdaru@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16·
      5 个月前

      Liar and thief, so fits. But dude stole enough (and then, prolly, earned second that through legitimate means) that he’s currently hella better choice than either of scums above.

  • verity_kindle@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    5 个月前

    Based warning, I like this Tusk more and more. Everything from his name to his hoodie says, I just want to stand on the beach and drink a cold beer.

    • skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deMEnglish
      13·
      5 个月前

      he’s in hoodie because he visited the flooded region today. as of surname, it might be related to germanic root tysk- like how you have “tyskland” in danish meaning “germany” (he’s kashubian, and that region had strong german and scandi influences). donald tusk is the face of boring moderates™ that were main opponents of previous batshit insane conservative government, and that particular rumor mill has a significant conservative slant