• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    How to do efficiency:

    Step 1) take over corporation/government entity and fire everybody who is getting paid. Strain the rest way beyond their breaking point until they can’t deliver anymore either.

    Now you may be thinking “won’t this completely destroy the company’s ability to even function?”, and you’d be right, but that’s fine as long as you

    Step 2) blame the liberals.

    Step 3) ???

    Step 4) Profit!

    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      You forgot the precursor steps to step 1.

      1. Complain about government budgets/taxes/the deficit/etc

      2. Reduce/stagnate funding for critical programs

      3. Critical programs begin to fail

      4. Blame the left/liberals/socialists/communists/other boogeymen

      5. Take over government entity