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minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoTis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. To please the lord.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 months agoMy brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
minus-squareHylactorlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoSure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.
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Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. To please the lord.
My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.
Every sperm is sacred.
Okay Nick Mullen.
Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.