FiberTruck
I fucking snorted. Outstanding!
PlyberTruck
It reminds me of that Futurama episode where Bender gets a downgrade to a wooden body.
Bite my splintery wooden ass
We have cyber truck at home
CyberTrunk
CedarTruck
“Organic”
Better Cybertruck
When the stainless steel doesn’t make your car rust proof, so you explore alternatives.
300-series stainless steel is highly resistant to rusting. It’s the iron particles in the air, called fallout, mostly from brake rotors, that land on the bare steel causing a chemical reaction which makes it rust. The iron particle that is, not the stainless steel. It’s surface contamination that can be cleaned off. It causes no damage to the body itself.
It won’t be rust resistant when it hits the salty winter streets in a few months lol
I’m sure the engineers hadn’t considered that.
cybershit waterproof version
They didn’t sealcoat this one either.
When you pay extra for the rustproofing
CyberTurd
Cryptotruck
Treelon mobile
КУВЕЯТЯЦСК
Kubyeyatyatck or something