Deez beans :3
Coffee.
Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.
You’ll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.
Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.
Chickpeas, as long as you’re into that
What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?
I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.
I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.
That joke but not mine?
Probably not until the end of the date.
And only with consent
Chickpeas
What’s that even supposed to be
Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck’s sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.
Black eyed peas. I’m not gonna tellya twice.
He ain’t fooling me twice no more.
Red Beans & Rice
Toe.
Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)
Oh dear god the beans are back…
Baked.
No beans
doesn’t matter as long as you know how to lick them.
Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.
Cool beans
Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.
