The Monkey's PawEnglish · 5 months ago

I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets

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I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 5 months ago

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5 months ago
Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.
- turddle@lemmy.world
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  Poor cat lady’s house is now full of giant leopards. RIP
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  Cat burgers
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    I’m sure that if John Spartan thought rat burger tasted good, that cat burger would be fine too.

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