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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·5 months agoCashier: “You can leave a tip if you want.” “Angel” by Sarah MacLachlan plays softly in the background Me: Quickly smashes “No Tip” with my cane while muttering about “success not bein’ measured by the size o’ yer bank account”. Launchpad McQuack fires up the chopper outside
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoLife is like a hurricane…. Here in Duckberg!
Cashier: “You can leave a tip if you want.”
“Angel” by Sarah MacLachlan plays softly in the background
Me: Quickly smashes “No Tip” with my cane while muttering about “success not bein’ measured by the size o’ yer bank account”.
Launchpad McQuack fires up the chopper outside
Life is like a hurricane…. Here in Duckberg!