ATLANTA—Checking in at the building’s visitor desk under the singular name “Janitor,” the Trump boys reportedly broke into an office at CNN headquarters Thursday, attempting to steal the debate answers for their father. “All we gotta do is find Mr. Tapper’s office and steal the answer key,” said Don Jr. to his brother…
Oh man imagine if the debate was just a quiz show about 7the grade civics
God I fucking wish, do you know how many terrible politicians we’d be free of if it were?
Listen, those two chucklefucks went up onto that stage with no right answers and still even up failing. It really wouldn’t matter to the electorate if they bombed a quiz.
I’m now picturing this scene from Billy Madison, with Trump trying to answer a basic question about ethics in politics (although business ethics would apply just as well).